PUEDO TENER is WRONG! Here’s How To Ask For Things in Spanish.
¿Puedo tener una servilleta? ¡No! ¡No la puedes tener! (Literally, “Can I have a napkin? No! You cannot have it!) Please don’t say that in a Mexican restaurant… Because it doesn’t mean “Can I have” in Spanish; it’s just… wrong. Say this and your foreigner status is discovered immediately! So, how to ask for things…

